When I started all this, I had no clue how many powerful people were, well, not people. After some exhaustive research it has come to my attention that Arianna Huffington, founder and editor-in-chief of The Huffington Post is one of the most influential of them all.
"I've uncovered that there's these Men In Black Suits who monitor and police alien activity on earth. Up until now no one believes me, so I'm on a mission to prove that they're real and that's why I started this blog."