The Men In Black Suits Are Real

We Did It

Tue, 15 May 2012 12:01:00 -0400

MIBelievers, I owe you.

MIBelievers, I need your help

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:11:00 -0400

These last few weeks have been amazing. I could’ve never got this far without you. The Men in Black Suits are listening. I know it.

There’s just one last piece to this puzzle. What’s Clive doing with all those Pink Surprise Cakes? If we figure this out, I think we can change the course of history. The world will never be the same.

Let’s show em what we’re made of, MIBelievers!

HuffPo Post #5: Arianna Responds

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:20:00 -0400

The truth is not in her words. She may say one thing, but there’s something much more important. Watch til the end. I cannot believe my own eyes. Do you see what I see?

More Dumpster Discoveries – Weirded Out by Wu’s

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:31:00 -0400

Back to the home of the blobfish. The Weekly World News just did an investigative news report on the suspicious patrons ordering dinner from Wu’s Diamond Garden.

HuffPo Post #4: The Most Influential Alien of Them All

Tue, 08 May 2012 11:28:00 -0400

When I started all this, I had no clue how many powerful people were, well, not people. After some exhaustive research it has come to my attention that Arianna Huffington, founder and editor-in-chief of The Huffington Post is one of the most influential of them all.

Arianna, we know you’re an alien and you know all the secrets of the Men in Black Suits. We the MIBelievers demand you tell the truth!

Dumpster Discoveries – Weekly World News

Mon, 07 May 2012 11:27:00 -0400

Remember that paper I found in Clive’s dumpster? I called them (several times) and they agreed to help us. They devoted a whole issue to uncovering the secrets of the Men in Black Suits!

HuffPo Post #3: Getting Word Out

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:25:00 -0400

This is so much bigger than I could have ever dreamed. The Huffington Post asked me to write an article about our mission to prove the Men in Black Suits are real. Read it here.

HuffPo Post #2: Celebrity Aliens Exposed!

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:47:00 -0400

Our new friend at The Huffington Post just wrote this article about suspected extraterrestrials. You won’t believe who she included!

On the Scene at Clive's Tattoo Parlor

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:36:00 -0400

Clive is up to something huge!

President Obama's 1st Job: Baskin Robbins

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:16:00 -0400

If the president worked there, maybe Baskin Robbins is more than an ice cream shop?

Men In Black Suits Get Discount at Burger Joint

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:18:00 -0400

An MIBeliever just sent me this photo. She saw this on the door of a burger joint in Hawaii. “10% Discount for all our uniform service peeps.” Pretty normal, right?

It lists out a bunch of the usual suspects: military, firemen, policemen, EMS… and MIB! Could MIB = Men In Black Suits…

Wow. I am floored. I’m sure the Men In Black Suits have already erased this. I can’t believe she was able to get a photo!

If you see anything similar, post it to my FB. MIBelievers, we are so close!!

What's a Monocycle?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:18:00 -0400

Here’s the link I’m talking about - check it out!

HuffPo Post #1: 9 Animals

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:41:00 -0400

MIBelievers, our voices are being heard. The Huffington Post is listening.

We are not the only ones after the truth! You have to read this.

Footage from Baskin Robbins

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:43:00 -0400

Here’s my footage from the trip I took to Baskin Robbins. It was totally worth it. You have to watch til the end. You won’t believe what I saw! MIBelievers, we are so close.

"Cake Zero" Location Confirmed

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:43:00 -0400

MIBelievers, you guys are killing it! An MIBeliever found “Pink Surprise Cake” at Baskin Robbins! I’m off to investigate further. Stay tuned.

Weird 'dog-headed pig monster' terrorizes Africa

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:42:00 -0400

The headline says it all. Really… what else can I say? The Men In Black Suits covered up this one by NOT covering it up. People don’t believe it because it sounds too CRAZY. They’re truly geniuses!

World's Shortest Man?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:07:00 -0400

Okay, so over the past 50 years people have fought to be the tallest human, the heaviest human or… the shortest human, all to grab the headlines. I’m supposed to believe there is a 72-year-old man who is only 22 inches tall? He’s the shortest man in the world? And we’re just learning of him now?! Ha! Not true… He’s not the shortest man - he’s a giant alien. Well, a giant from his world. Anyway, I have a theory I can’t get into right now but… nice try Men In Black Suits. An alien is discovered so you pass him off as “the world’s smallest human”. Yeah, right!!

Operation: Find the Pink Cake

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:03:00 -0400

MIBelievers, if you’ve seen this cake, post a photo with the location to my FB. We’re getting closer and closer to the Men in Black Suits!

Two-Headed Trout Causes Controversy In Idaho

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:32:00 -0400

A large amount of two headed trout are being spotted in some Idaho river. What if I told you Idaho was a very popular part of the country for alien sightings. Google it!!! It’s true. A two head trout is just an alien from a planet with creatures that seem to look like fish with two heads. The news is just another cover up… I’m sure of it.

MIBelievers, if you can find me a two headed trout I would be eternally grateful. I know this is going to sound crazy, but I want to ask it/he/she for an exclusive interview.

Hey, Men In Black Suits, am I on to something here???

Woman Swallows Sword For $50 Discount On Rat Skeleton

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:07:00 -0400

Yeah, totally normal human thing to do… no way this person is an alien. I mean who doesn’t swallow a long piece of steel so you can get a discounted price on a rat skeleton?